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being passed around.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#769
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I bet Bardolph already has
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#770
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a short list of replacement CEOs.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#771
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- Well, I wouldn't know.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#772
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As you recall, I resigned from the board.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#773
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[pensive music]
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#774
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- What?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#775
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[stammering] When?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#776
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- I sent you a registered letter, which you signed.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#777
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- I--I need you on the board!
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#778
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I need that vote!
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#779
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- You still have Gabe's.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#780
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- Yeah, even with Gabe's, Bardolph and I are deadlocked,
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#781
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and then he'll find a way to tilt the balance.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#782
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I--I--[scoffs] Why the hell would you resign?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#783
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- I asked you to do one thing for me, and you never did.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#784
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You said you'd call Nena, clear my name.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#785
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Then you had sex with me, and you never called her.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#786
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So I called her.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#787
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I called her.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#788
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- You?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#789
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[tense music]
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#790
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You did this?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#791
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You stabbed me in the back of my heart?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#792
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- Sorry, but when it's your job on the line,
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#793
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it's a crisis of infinite magnitude.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#794
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But when it's mine, you can't be arsed.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#795
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- No, that's not-- why would you--
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#796
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- Goodbye, Dunky.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#797
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- No. No!
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#798
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[line beeping]
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#799
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No, Anu--God.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#800
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Oh, God, no!
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#801
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God!
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#802
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Oh, my God!
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#803
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[groaning, yelling] Shit!
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#804
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God!
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#805
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- [sighs]
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#806
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I mean, do you think we could actually do this?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#807
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I mean, we could afford it.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#808
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- Yeah, I mean, I always wanted to watch the sun rise
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#809
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over fields of wildflowers.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#810
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I just always thought it would be
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#811
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from the veranda of our architecturally significant
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#812
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second home.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#813
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- [laughs] Yeah.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#814
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Yeah.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#815
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- Living in the bubble, right?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#816
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