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- Uh, I'm trying to come up with ideas for a new book.
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Philosophy--but I'm not quite sure where to begin.
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- Plato says, "All philosophy begins in wonder."
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- You know Plato. - I dabble.
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- Jack. - Oh, Philip.
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Homemade shortbread?
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- Yes.
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- Wow. Mmm.
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What are you here for?
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- I tickled some of the other teachers.
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I'm a tickler. I love to make people laugh,
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but I don't know any jokes.
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- Hm. - It only takes one person,
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though, to call you a teacher tickler.
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And true or not, you're ruined.
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- Mm. - You are ruined.
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- Very much.
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- Mm. - Yeah.
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So, what have you got so far on this book?
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- Ohh-- I don't know.
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Something about the distortion of the ego
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that comes from late capitalism's denial of death.
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I mean, it may help to have someone else
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tickle the keyboard.
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Yeah, I'd like that.
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- Great. Let's dispel some common myths.
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Pull-out method. Don't work.
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Menopause, not real.
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Vaginal orgasm, gimme a break.
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- I thought we were gonna get a real teacher.
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- I'm gonna need a volunteer. Let me see.
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Somebody maybe in the very, very back.
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How about, uh, Anthony.
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Come on down.
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Come on down, Anthony. Oh, yes.
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Come on. Now, Anthony,
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I'm gonna say a part of the female body
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and I want you to define it and then I want you
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to point it out on me.
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This is gonna be fun.
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- Sarika, you have to fix this!
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- This is way worse than Mr. Griffin.
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- Okay!
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Ms. Demarcus, can Victor, Grace, Colin and I
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go to the bathroom?
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- Yeah, the pass is on the desk.
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Anthony, perineum.
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Keep goin'. Keep goin'.
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