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I mean, why did they even leave Canada
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and move to South Park, anyway?
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Stan, are you gonna say something?
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We just kinda don't care about some dumb prince
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I don't care about them either!
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So, then why do you talk about them all the time?
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Dude, we're just kind of sick of hearing about them.
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I'm sick of hearing about them!
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But I can't get away from them!
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They're everywhere! In my fucking face!
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Yeah, and now you're putting 'em in our fucking face.
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Fine, I won't talk about them anymore.
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Okay, just one last thing... did you know the prince sleeps-
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The problem with you is you want results without the work.
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You can't just say you're a certain thing,
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and then expect people to just like your brand.
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You gotta work it, sell people on it.
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But I just don't feel like my brand
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is who I really am on the inside.
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You know, Kyle, some people think
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it's what's inside you that matters.
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But people can't see inside you.
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They can only see what kind of drink you're drinking.
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Now, I'm gonna help you with a new brand,
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but you've got to work on it.
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What do you want your friends to think about you?
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I want them to think I'm not gonna complain about things,
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Okay. This is good. This is good.
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And I want people to think I'm stronger, mentally,
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Okay. Okay. I think we got it.
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People are gonna love this.
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Kyle... he's a thick-skinned, super cool,
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nothing bothers him victim.
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I just don't know if I can...
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You're goin' off brand already!
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Remember, no matter what, nothing bothers you.
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I don't care. Don't care.
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What the hell? What'd he just say?