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Are you hitting on me at an abortion rally?
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You know what? I think all these chicks are gay.
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I think they can just smell how disgusting you are.
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Look, man, there's no talent over here. What's the deal over there?
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Oh, yeah. We're lookin' real good over here, bro.
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- What do you think? - Hop the fence and come over.
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- All right. See you in a second. - Later, gator.
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- You're leaving? - Uh, this side sucks.
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I just... I really love that sign. I've wondered that so many times.
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- No. They're not coming after us. - I'll show you what we do to them.
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- I don't think that's a good idea. - Hey, it's okay.
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Yeah. He looks like he deserves it. Maybe just one.
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Oh, my God! Shit! They're throwing eggs!
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They did this last time. I came prepared. (chuckles)
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Oh. Hey, Dennis! How's the action over there, buddy?
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Oh! They're coming... Okay, now they're coming back.
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Hot chicks on that side, Dennis? (groaning)
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Hey, guess what. I have a surprise for you.