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Well, I have not been spoken to like that in a long time.
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And if I'm being honest... I was a little ticked off.
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And then I got a big old boner.
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Now I'm turned around worse than a woodpecker in a lumberyard.
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So I'd like to hear some more.
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Byung Sung, take a walk.
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You're giving her the heebie-jeebies.
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It's all right.
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I'm a little racist too.
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Now, tell me what's on your mind.
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Why are you doing this?
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Jesus Christ. It's pretty straightforward, Shelly.
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I'm a global country superstar who's lost his mojo.
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I decided to kidnap my fans and force them to live in a poor people town,
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make them share their deepest, darkest traumas
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so I could put it in the hit songs.
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- How the fuck do you not get that? - Oh, no, I get it.
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Oh, yeah, I get it.
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But it's not working anymore, is it?
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How do you know that?
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I've been an honorary hen hound since I was eight years old.
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You know, you kind of remind me of an oyster.
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What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
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I don't live in the ocean.
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No, an oyster. It has a shell to protect it.
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I think you had a lot of people around you who are too scared to tell you the truth.
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Sometimes a grain of sand gets caught into an oyster
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and it's uncomfortable and harsh.
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But then sometimes that oyster takes that sand, and it makes something magical.
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Wow. I like that.
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So you're saying...
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you're like my grain of sand.
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You know, um, oysters are like an aphrodisiac.
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Gets you all wet and horny.
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- Mmm-hmm. - I eat them all day.
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You don't need a fake town with poor people to exploit them for their trauma.
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- Oh, I don't? - Mmm-mmm.
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I think that you need...
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your own trauma.
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Fuck! Ow! Fuck!
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Byung Sung! Byung Sung, I've been penetrated!
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Shoot her in the face! Don't shoot her tits.