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Tada! It's me.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#189
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You think I'd leave you guys with a stranger?
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#190
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I'm gonna teach you what I know.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#191
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Starting with the gorgeous velveteen labyrinth
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#192
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that is the female reproductive system.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#193
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This is my cervix.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#194
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Who can tell me the five things that are wrong with it?
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#195
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- Okay, ladies.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#196
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I'm trying to get a sense of the culture around here.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#197
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Nobody? - Mm-mm.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#198
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- All right, then.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#199
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Is everybody following the supervision policy?
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#200
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- I do. Other people may leave their class sometimes.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#201
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Not me. Not even if I have to use the bathroom.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#202
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I just control it. - She's so dedicated.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#203
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- Oh, she's amazing. - She's a queen.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#204
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- She has pooped her pants a couple of times.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#205
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- I have.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#206
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But I just borrow some red track pants
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#207
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from lost and found.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#208
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I wash them and put them back.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#209
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- Nobody wants those now. - Let the lost be lost.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#210
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- Hey! Hey, Durbin!
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#211
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Come back here! Durbin!
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#212
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Where you going?
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#213
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This is my dog chow.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#214
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- The dogs are loose.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#215
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- Jack wants to fight his case.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#216
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So you can just wipe that smug look right off your face.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#217
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- Because you're weak.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#218
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And I don't trust you with my teachers.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#219
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You don't deserve to be their principal.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#220
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Just like you didn't deserve
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#221
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to be captain of the Glee Club.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#222
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- Okay, Kim, that was 25 years ago.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#223
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- I don't care! - You gotta let it go!
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#224
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- No! Mr. K felt sorry for you.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#225
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Everybody knows it should've been...
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#226
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* me
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#227
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Yeah. I see you for what you really are, Durbin.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#228
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You're no leader of men.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#229
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You're nothing but a cutie patootie.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#230
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I may be a cutie patootie,
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#231
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but I'm still the boss around here.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#232
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And you were flatting. Good day.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#233
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- Uh!
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#234
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- Oh, my God.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#235
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- Mm-mm.
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#236
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