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I'll give you advice,
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and we can have what the kids
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are calling a sausage fest.
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Pierce. Maybe next time.
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Next time then.
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about Guatemala?
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I wanna be political.
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that stuff on your own.
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We need your help. We've been
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living on the wrong side.
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You're like Jodie Foster
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or Susan Sarandon.
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You'd rather keep it real
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than be likeable.
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what to Google?
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You could start with the
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Can we have a protest?
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A candlelight vigil,
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like lesbians on the news.
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Every once in a while,
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a student will ask:
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why do you teach Spanish?"
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[STUDENT CLEARS THROAT]
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Why not photography?
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Why not martial arts?
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I mean, surely it must be
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in something that's
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ancient and secret
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like, building a wall that
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Well, I'll tell you why
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I teach Spanish.
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Now, I don't wanna have
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inscrutable man I am.
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IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
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I am a Spanish genius!
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In español my nickname
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is El Tigre Chino.