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Hey, man.
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Where's your boss?
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Okay, cut the bullshit.
Mr Robot
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When are you gonna give us access to the root directory?
Mr Robot
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What? Dude, come on.
Mr Robot
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I wrote that rootkit.
Mr Robot
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I still have to put Colby's IP in the .dat file.
Mr Robot
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Dickhead.
Mr Robot
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Elliot! Good news.
Mr Robot
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Scored the last bag of Twinkies from Gristedes.
Mr Robot
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You want one?
Mr Robot
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She just called me a dickhead.
Mr Robot
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Yeah, that's Darlene.
Mr Robot
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Hey, you like Ferris wheels?
Mr Robot
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Ah, it's beautiful.
Mr Robot
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It gets better the higher up you go, you know.
Mr Robot
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I love it up here.
Mr Robot
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You like it?
Mr Robot
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I'm here to tell you I'm turning you in.
Mr Robot
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I'm giving them all the information...
Mr Robot
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Let me tell you why you're really here.
Mr Robot
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You're here because you sense something wrong with the world.
Mr Robot
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Something you can't explain.
Mr Robot
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But, you know it controls you and everyone you care about
Mr Robot
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What are you talking about?
Mr Robot
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Money.
Mr Robot
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Money hasn't been real since we got off the gold standard.
Mr Robot
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It's become virtual.
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Software, the operating system of our world.
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And, Elliot, we are on the verge
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of taking down this virtual reality.
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Think about it.
Mr Robot
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What if you could take down one conglomerate?
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A conglomerate so deeply entrenched
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in the world's economy
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that "too big to fail" doesn't even come close to describing it?
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You wanna create another financial meltdown like the one we just had,
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but way worse.
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Yeah, why would I want that?
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Everyone would lose their money.
Mr Robot
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What if I told you that this conglomerate
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just so happens to own 70% of the global consumer credit industry, huh?
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If we hit their data center just right
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we could systematically format all the servers, including backup.
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That would erase... All the debt we owe them.
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Every record of every credit card, loan, and mortgage would be wiped clean.
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It'd be impossible to reinforce outdated paper records.
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It'd all be gone.
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