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- You really had a good time, huh? - Yeah. We had a blast.
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- He didn't give you any problems? - No. Not a single problem.
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Listen, I was thinking maybe I could take him out this Saturday?
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- Really? - Sure. I'd pick him up at 8:00?
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You all right? That's gonna be okay? Because I could really use him.
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That son of a bitch is Tommy's real father. He left me six months ago.
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You know what a nightmare it's been since he left?
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- I can't raise Tommy alone. - I don't care! I don't care!
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So you thought you'd just pawn your son off on me?
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What could I do? I wanted a better role model than that piece of shit.
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(stammering) Stop talking! Wait. Let me think.
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All right. So can I still take him out on Saturday?
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- Are you still on this kick, dude? - Yeah, you know, Den, I was...
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Thinking what you were saying the other day,
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about the t-shirts with the stupid slogans on them.
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And I was wondering what you think about this?
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Huh, bitch? Yeah! Is that stupid enough for you?
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You're not seriously wearing that, are you? You look ridiculous.
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That's the problem with you anti-abortionists.
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You cry about the sanctity of life, and then you wear a shirt like that.
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Aren't you right-wingers all about the death penalty too?
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- Doesn't involve killing somebody? - Right, right, right.
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And you liberals are against killing murderers.
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- But for killing innocent babies. - Yeah. We like to kill babies.
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You guys are taking this way too seriously.
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Den, you don't understand the week I've been having.
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I met a girl at one of these organizations who is a freak.
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She is the dirtiest chick I've met in my life.
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You gotta come with me to one of these rallies.
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They're having another on Saturday. These chicks are everywhere.
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- I can jump on board with that. - Yeah!
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Are you actually gonna throw away all your convictions