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Whoo! All right, you guys ready for an unplugged sesh?
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Hey-hey, that's the good stuff, man.
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God damn, I miss those cheers.
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Feels good when they clap.
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All right. Whoo!
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Now, where my hen hounds at?
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You guys ready to get to it? You lazy bums.
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What is happening?
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- Enough resting. - He's kidnapped a bunch of his fans.
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- We're here to work. - He's mining us for material.
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He's trying to write a new album.
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So think of this as a conversation.
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We are wiping out the walls between you and me
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in an effort to get to the truth.
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That's where I want to go.
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I want to get to the real stuff. Slick stuff, raw stuff.
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He even built this fake town to try to relate to normal folk.
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The only way you do that is by being honest.
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I'm in pursuit of it.
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He calls us the poors. I'm a brain surgeon.
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Now, who's ready to share a problem they got?
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You, hat, tell me one of your problems.
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You hear this shit?
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You think I wanna write a song about a busted fucking flip-flop?
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This ain't Margaritaville, muchacho. I want some real shit.
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Why don't you go get your toes done? Anybody else?
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My mother died in 9/11.
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Ooh! I like that.
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Byung Sung, where are your manners?
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Give this starving bitch a shrimp.
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Here's a bunch. Eat it, bitch!
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On a cold September morning
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Mama got up to go to work
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Yeah, I can work with that. I like that. Very nice.
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You know, I like 9/11 as much as the next guy.
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But my good buddy, Byung Sung, here
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just reminded me that a few months ago,
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you said your mama died in a hurricane.
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Now, I do not quite recall what sent those towers crumbling down,
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because I was very busy that morning.
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But I'm pretty sure it wasn't a fucking hurricane!