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What would we do without you?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#625
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And then Edison came up with his bright idea,
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#626
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and it's, whatever happened to Doug?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#627
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Dollars to donuts, Doug couldn't hack it
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#628
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in the new frontier.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#629
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Maybe Doug found his wife banging the Maytag man
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#630
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and grabbed the third rail of the new downtown express.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#631
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Or maybe Doug picked up his old lighting pole
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#632
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and started smashing his neighbors' windows,
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#633
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screaming about a revolution that his great-grandkids
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#634
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will finish any day now when they get replaced by AI bots.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#635
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Either way, men like you and me,
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#636
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we gotta duck when shit fucks the fan.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#637
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Get an island, get some guns, and go long on guillotines.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#638
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- I missed you, man.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#639
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- Even if you don't have the bone mass,
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#640
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these jaw exercises will open up the sutures of your skull.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#641
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Now, obviously, the decadent females of the West
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#642
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are too busy riding the cock carousel
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#643
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to take a chance on a beta with a negative canthal tilt,
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#644
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but that's where I come in.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#645
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- What the hell are you watching?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#646
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Was that some-- some fascist incel shit?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#647
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Orson, who is sending you videos about cocks
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#648
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and--and--and skull tilts?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#649
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- Canthal tilt is eyes, I think.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#650
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And it's not fascist to know anatomy.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#651
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- Yes, it is.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#652
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That's their whole thing.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#653
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Okay, look, I--I--
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#654
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I came to invite you.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#655
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Gary and I are gonna do a quick day trip to the country.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#656
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And now, I think, yeah, no, not an invitation--mandatory.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#657
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We are gonna go pick some apples or something, okay?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#658
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And that's all there is to it.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#659
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Why can't you just watch video games?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#660
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[door slams]
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#661
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- Ugh.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#662
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Can you not touch me, please?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#663
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[chiming]
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#664
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- [sighs]
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#665
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I'm going in late.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#666
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Didn't sleep a wink.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#667
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- Xander is behaving strangely.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#668
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He generated a couch to hide behind.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#669
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- I just--
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#670
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Nena and that article.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#671
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Everyone at Cupertino thinks it was me,
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#672
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