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- You know, this all happened
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because Mr. Griffin left us unattended.
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#94
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He can't do that. School policy.
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#95
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- Yes, Sarika, thank you for taking
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#96
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what I said earlier and shouting it at me.
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#97
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Okay, let's take this to my office.
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#98
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- Concussion test.
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#99
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Pupils not dilated.
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#100
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Eyelashes are gorgeous.
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#101
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That is not fair. Gimme, gimme.
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#102
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Impulse control. On the count of three,
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#103
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look right into here and do not blink, okay?
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#104
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Wah!
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#105
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- Okay, this is bad. All right, Victor
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#106
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could be hurt, the school could get sued.
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#107
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It's--it's like you only care
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#108
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about yourself, Jack. - Technically, deep down,
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#109
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we all only care about ourselves.
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#110
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Psychological egoism.
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#111
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I happen to care about this school.
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#112
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But--but yeah, you don't respect that.
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#113
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And--and frankly, I don't--
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#114
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I don't think you respect me.
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- Oh, come on, Ralph. You know we coo.
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#116
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- No, I don't know that. Are we coo?
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#117
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- I'm gonna take Victor back to class.
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#118
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He's still a bit slow, but I think that was already there.
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#119
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- Ah, yeah.
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#120
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- Wait, who's with the kids right now?
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#121
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- Oh, God, we left them alone again!
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#122
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- That's hilarious. - Jack, plea--
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#123
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Helen, go cover for me. - I also called
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#124
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the teacher's union and the rep is here to see Jack.
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- Which one--wa--not Kim.
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#126
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Not Kim.
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#127
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Oh, God, please not Kim.
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#128
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Not Kim, please, not Kim.
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#129
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Hey! Kim! What's up?
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#130
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- Jack, don't say another word.
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#131
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Ralph, get out. - The room is yours.
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#132
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- No, I'm good.
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#133
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- I'm freakin' addicted.
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#134
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My name is Kim Burke and as your union rep,
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#135
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I am always on the side of the teacher.
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#136
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I don't care if you did kill that kid.
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#137
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I don't wanna know.
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#138
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As I see it, you have two options.
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#139
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Or, as I like to call them...
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#140
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