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- No, I found your ex on Facebook. - What?
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#201
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Shelly Barnes. She lives only, like, 30 miles from here.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#202
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Hmm. Is 30 miles enough time
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#203
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for me to get totally jacked before I see her?
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#204
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You can do push-ups in the bus aisle. Let's go find her.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#205
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- [indistinct chatter] - Hey, listen up.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#206
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Anyone seen Principal Shepherd?
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#207
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He said he had to go to the men's room and he disappeared.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#208
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[student] I'm not sure.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#209
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I think we're all finger-blasting anything that moves back here.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#210
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I'll be right back.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#211
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Excuse me, have you seen a heavyset, middle-aged man?
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#212
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Kind of sad-looking?
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#213
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Hmm.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#214
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Oh.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#215
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Hey, you know, there was a guy that left in a yellow cab a few minutes ago.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#216
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He got the number from a magazine in his pocket.
Family Guy
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#217
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I've never seen such stretched-out pockets on a sport coat.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#218
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Oh, my God, that's him.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#219
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Principal Shepherd must have run away.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#220
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Do you have any security footage from the lobby?
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#221
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Sorry, the only video we have is from the karaoke lounge.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#222
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He killed "Sublime", by the way.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#223
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♪ I don't practice Santeria ♪
Family Guy
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#224
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♪ I ain't got no crystal ball ♪
Family Guy
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#225
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♪ Well, I had a million dollars but... ♪
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#226
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Don't take those fries. I'm not done.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#227
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♪ I'd spend it all If I could find... ♪
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#228
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I-I... Ugh, I lost my place. Start it over from the top, Gene.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#229
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Okay, guys, Principal Shepherd is gone.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#230
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Did you check the karaoke lounge?
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#231
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He got in a huge fight with that Gene guy.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#232
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I know you think adults are lame.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#233
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That we're just big bags of crap that drink coffee,
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#234
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but we are people, too.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#235
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Most of the things you think are important now aren't.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#236
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Looks fade, waists expand, chins double and dreams die.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#237
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And one day, one day, you're gonna wish
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#238
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that a bus full of punk kids would come along
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#239
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and help when you need it most.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#240
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Now, that man is scared and alone, and he needs us right now.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#241
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Now, who's with me?
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#242
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[cheering]
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#243
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[sighs] Wait a minute, if Principal Shepherd's gone,
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#244
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who's gonna drive the bus?
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#245
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[toilet flushes]
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#246
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Someone say something about a bus driver?
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#247
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I still need six hours of supervised road time
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#248
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