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a veritable killing field situation.
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And now I'm going to have to power wash
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#46
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my dead mom's driveway.
A P Bio
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#47
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Yeah. - Awesome.
A P Bio
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#48
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- Sounds like you were lashing out
A P Bio
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'cause you were angry that Miles has a best-seller.
A P Bio
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- Marcus, you of all people should be able to discern
A P Bio
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#51
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when I'm lashing out.
A P Bio
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#52
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- Maybe you should write your own best-seller.
A P Bio
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#53
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- I've considered that.
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#54
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It's just difficult to get any work done in this town,
A P Bio
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with its possums and their screams.
A P Bio
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#56
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There was so much...screaming.
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#57
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I need SunChips.
A P Bio
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#58
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[Ramones' "Listen to My Heart"]
A P Bio
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- One, two, three, four!
A P Bio
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#60
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- * Next time I'll listen to my heart *
A P Bio
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#61
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* Next time well, I'll be smart *
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#62
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*
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#63
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You writing a book, Jack?
A P Bio
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#64
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- Oh, just getting down some thoughts.
A P Bio
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#65
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- Oh, you know what kind of books I like?
A P Bio
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#66
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Sex mysteries. - Mm-hmm. Like "Gone Girl"
A P Bio
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and "Girl on the Train." - Mm-hmm.
A P Bio
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- Anything where there's a girl and she's missing
A P Bio
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or ideally, dead.
A P Bio
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#70
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- Yes, yes. Ooh, okay, so you know what
A P Bio
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#71
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your book could be about?
A P Bio
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#72
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Three women who are best friends,
A P Bio
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#73
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but then the Asian one gets taken.
A P Bio
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#74
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For sex.
A P Bio
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#75
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- Jack, come on! - Oops.
A P Bio
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#76
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all: Ooh!
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#77
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- Dirty man!
A P Bio
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- This policy is there for your protection.
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#79
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You're responsible if something happens to one of your students
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while you're out toodling around.
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- Ralph, Ralph, these kids are teenagers.
A P Bio
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#82
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You think they can't be left alone for two seconds?
A P Bio
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- Go!
A P Bio
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#84
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What happened?
A P Bio
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- He fell. We were playing Jelly Bean Quidditch.
A P Bio
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- Yeah, it's where you stand on your desk
A P Bio
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#87
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and throw jelly beans in each other's mouths.
A P Bio
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#88
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Where's the golden snitch?
A P Bio
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- So nerdy. - Ah--it--nerdy.
A P Bio
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Victor?
A P Bio
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#91
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You okay, buddy? You wanna hop up there?
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