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It's like a commercial for Kyle,
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but you're not putting a label on the jar.
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Butters, this seems very out of character for you.
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That's because I've been workin' on my brand.
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My parents saw that my brand wasn't working with people
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so they sent me to brand management.
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Well, Butters Stotch. How you doing there, Butters?
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I made two new friends, and a girl asked me
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to help her with her homework.
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Well, there ya go there, Butters.
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My friend Kyle here was thinking of reworking his brand a bit,
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and I told him maybe you could help.
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Oh, well, sure there, Kyle,
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let's just get you to fill out a CumHammer survey,
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and then we'll go in the back
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and come up with some options for ya.
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it's "Good Morning, Canada."
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It has been several months now
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since our beloved Queen has died.
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All Canadians are finding it hard to go on.
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All Canadians, that is, except for our first guests,
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We want privacy! We want privacy!
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Thanks for having us on the show.
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It's so awesome to be here. It's great.
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So let me start with you, sir.
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You lived a life with the royal family,
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you had everything handed to you
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but you say your life has been hard,
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and you've written all aboot it in your new book, "Waaagh."
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Yes that's right, fwiend.
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You see, my wife and I are...
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I was totally like, "You should write a book
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'cause you're family's, like, stupid,
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and then so are, like, journalists."
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that reports on the lives of the royal family.
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We just want to be normal people.
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All this attention is so hard.
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Isn't it true, sir, that your questionable wife
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has her own TV show and hangs out with celebrities
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and does fashion magazines?