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That fucking slut walked out on me. Me.
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Without me, he's just a bag of meat
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with some mildly entertaining holes.
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-Angel quit? -No, he didn't fucking quit.
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He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else.
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Can you fucking believe that?!
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and shack up with Lucifer's bimbo daughter?
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Angel is living with Lucifer's daughter now?
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Yeah, that bitch. Chalkie, or Chandler, or...
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I don't know. Something mannish like that.
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And which of these makes me look sexier?
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[Vox chuckles] What are you doing, Val?
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You're not going over there.
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That slippery twink is going to remember who owns him.
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I'm going to fuck everyone in that rancid shithole, I swear to God.
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[shouts] Val! [chuckles] Think about it.
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And what do you think chasing whores around town
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Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?
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And, hey, you still have him under contract.
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He isn't going anywhere. So you should...?
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Great idea. Now, that's why they pay you the big bucks.
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[sighs] But I really wanted to shoot someone.
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Well, let me call up the lowest earners this month.
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Oh, you know me too well. [chuckles darkly]
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You know, Angel isn't the only one spending time at this ratty hotel
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with the devil's princessa .
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[Vox] Oh, who else is there? Someone who owes you money?
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[chuckles] Someone who owes us much more than money.
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[chuckles] What did you just say?
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Alastor came back and he is with Lucifer's daughter,
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[angrily] and that wasn't the first fucking thing you told me?!
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[Valentino] Hey, killing Alastor is your kink.
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[Sir Pentious] Arrgh, Oh! Please! Stop! [Alastor laughs]
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[Charlie] Um, Alastor? I think he's had enough.
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[Angel] Nah, he's got a few more hits in im!