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I'll tell you what. I hate those bastards.
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- Uh, hate's a very strong word. - Yeah.
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Yeah, well, let me tell you something, Megan.
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I hate them because they're dead, and they shouldn't be.
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They should be alive, and they should be loved.
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Oh! Wow! You just... You seem really passionate.
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- Die! Die! Die! - No! Hey! Whoa, Tommy! No!
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Come on! This place sucks! I wanna go to the mall!
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We can't go to the mall, all right? Shut up! I'm the boss of you!
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- You're not the boss of me! - I am the boss!
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- I'll show you who's the boss. - Let's go to the mall!
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- You wanna go to the mall? - I wanna go to the mall!
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You could ask nice. Dennis, let's go. We're goin' to the mall.
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I'm not spending anymore time with that kid.
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Will you just... Can we go to the mall? Will you drive me?
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- If Dennis watches the bar. - That's fine.
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- You're ugly! - You are the one that's ugly!
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Charlie! Jesus Christ! Are you almost 30?
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- You have to buy me a toy! - I don't have to buy you shit.
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If you don't buy me anything I'm gonna tell my mom
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you took me to a black people's hospital.
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Wow! Oh my God, that's racist. What do you say to that?
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- I don't say anything. - You still have to buy me a toy!
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Charlie, what in the hell are you gonna do if this kid's yours?
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Oh, I don't know. I'll probably, uh, kill myself.
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Whoa! Isn't that your waitress from the coffee shop?
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You've been in love with this girl forever.
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You know what? Come with me and pretend that you're my girlfriend.
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- No. I won't do that. No, it's not. - Come on. It's gonna work.
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- So she doesn't think I'm creepy. - Well, you are creepy.