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Tall, tan. She was more scrunchie than woman.
Family Guy
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#153
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[Principal Shepherd] We wanted the dream:
Family Guy
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#154
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our own Taco Bell franchise.
Family Guy
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#155
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But then it happened,
Family Guy
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#156
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the one thing you never want to hear.
Family Guy
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#157
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Hey, John. I was just thinking.
Family Guy
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#158
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What if we open a Taco Bell/Pizza Hut?
Family Guy
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#159
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[record scratch]
Family Guy
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#160
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[distorted groaning]
Family Guy
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#161
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The psychic who told me to do this never said anything about Pizza Hut.
Family Guy
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#162
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I was young and bullheaded.
Family Guy
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#163
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I had these ideas of what fast food should be.
Family Guy
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#164
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Worst part was, when I told her the bad news,
Family Guy
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#165
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she threw my retainer right in the bushes.
Family Guy
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#166
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I looked for a little bit, but eventually I just said, "Eh, screw it."
Family Guy
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#167
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Anyway, that one argument consumed us.
Family Guy
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#168
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Never saw Shelly again.
Family Guy
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#169
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I'm so sorry to hear all that, Principal Shepherd.
Family Guy
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#170
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[groans] Whew, what a day.
Family Guy
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#171
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- I need a drink. - Jack on the rocks?
Family Guy
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#172
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No, in the toilet, but I'll have that drink now.
Family Guy
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#173
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Hey, Joe, you know, you might want to contact your cell carrier.
Family Guy
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#174
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All your "ha ha's" are coming through as "thumbs up" lately.
Family Guy
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#175
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- Oh, boy. - What's, uh...
Family Guy
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#176
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What's with you never laughing at any of my texts?
Family Guy
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#177
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Peter, maybe now's not the time.
Family Guy
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#178
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- No, no, no, tell me. What is it? - Honestly? Nothing.
Family Guy
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#179
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I just don't always think you're all that funny.
Family Guy
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#180
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Wow.
Family Guy
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#181
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Uh, okay. Wow.
Family Guy
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#182
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Look, if I want someone to burp the national anthem,
Family Guy
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#183
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there is no second call, it's you or nobody.
Family Guy
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#184
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Thank you, Joe. Thank you for saying that.
Family Guy
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#185
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When it comes to laughs, you're just not my cup of tea.
Family Guy
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#186
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I've never even seen Austin Powers.
Family Guy
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#187
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Oh, well, there you go!
Family Guy
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#188
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All right, fellas, I got to run. Look, this doesn't change anything, Peter.
Family Guy
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#189
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You're my friend. No hard feelings.
Family Guy
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#190
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Oh yeah, no hard feelings, like your dink?
Family Guy
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#191
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I'll see you around, Peter.
Family Guy
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#192
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I'll tell you what, I'm gonna get a laugh from him.
Family Guy
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#193
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Hmm. I'm not sure about that.
Family Guy
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#194
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Seems like he's prayed on this one.
Family Guy
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#195
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Well, I'm gonna give it the old college try.
Family Guy
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#196
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[video game beeping]
Family Guy
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#197
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- Are you gonna go to class? - No.
Family Guy
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#198
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There you are. You're not gonna believe this.
Family Guy
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#199
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They got the blood out of the ice machine?
Family Guy
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#200
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