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I promise I'll find them.
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Evil Corp servers should be back up soon enough.
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I'll take a look at the .dat file.
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I'll ask my IRC contacts about fsociety when I get home.
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I've never seen their name on the boards, though.
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They gotta be new. But they're good.
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I'm getting off here.
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I think you should come with me.
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But only if you didn't delete it.
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If you deleted it, we got nothing to talk about.
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Are you talking to me?
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Stand clear of the closing doors, please.
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We gotta wait for the Q.
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Then we're going to Brooklyn.
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Obviously, you're gonna ask a lot of questions.
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It's weird what you're doing right now. I get it.
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But... I can't tell you anything until we get there.
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You can't smoke in here.
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You've been following me.
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What do you want from me?
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My dad was a petty thief.
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Never could hold down a job. So he just robbed.
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Convenience stores, shops. Small-time stuff.
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One time, he sat me down. He told me something I never forgot.
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He said, "Everyone steals.
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"That's how it works.
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"You think people out there are getting exactly what they deserve? No.
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"They're getting paid over or under,
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"but someone in the chain always gets bamboozled.
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"But I don't get caught.
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"That's my contract with society.
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"Now, if you can catch me stealing, then I'll go to jail.
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"then I've earned the money."
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I respected that man.
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I thought that shit was cool, as a little kid.
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A few years after that, they finally caught him.
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He dies five years later. My respect goes with him.