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The Prince and his wife have, of course,
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been bashing the Canadian monarchy.
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A lot of Canadians hate them now.
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Oh, and I belive the Earl of Halifax
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has just farted on the Prince's wife's face!
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The Prince seems to have taken offense to this.
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Ike, I'm playing "Darktide" with my friends.
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Kyle, dude, where were you last night?
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Yeah, we were all waiting.
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I haven't been showing up for things, but...
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but I got screwed by my little brother.
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He just keeps crying about the Queen.
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And then there's this Prince and his wife
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and they're bashing the Canadian monarchy.
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I guess it's like people don't even know
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why they showed up to the funeral
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But, anyway, I'm really sorry I ruined game time for everyone.
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You didn't ruin it for anyone. We played without you.
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What? Y-You guys, we... we said we'd all level up together.
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Well, yeah, we're all like level 12 now.
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We got some sweet drip, dude.
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But this isn't fair, it wasn't my fault.
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Hey, guys. Did you get to upgrade your rifle, Stan?
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Yeah, it's got a lot better range now.
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I kept the same gun, but I got some sweet drip.
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When people make certain judgements about you.
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I've been watching you, Kyle,
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and I can see you're having some problems with your brand.
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Some kids call it your credibility
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but those things are just little parts
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of something much more important...
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I'm just... I-I'm just me.
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See? You don't know what your brand is.
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So how is anyone else supposed to know?