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Just get your ass here. Now!
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[sighs] Oh god, here I go. Valentino.
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Just another fuckin day with Val.
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Hey, hey, hey. Fuck my life.
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[clamoring] [reporters] Mr Vox! Mr Vox!
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[reporter] Mr. Vox, question for you over here. Mr Vox
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Mr. Vox. What are your thoughts on the new extermination deadline?
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My dear people, we at VoxTek Enterprises have always been
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at the forefront of innovation.
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And now with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus
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We are pleased to announce VoxTek Angelic Security is coming soon.
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Trust us with your safety. [chuckles]
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Sir? Uh, when did we begin working on Angelic Security?
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[Vox] 30 seconds ago. Try to get that bitch Carmilla on the books
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and cancel all my appointments today.
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I have a fire to put out upstairs.
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[light electronic dance music]
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[Velvette] Ugh. No. Unacceptable. You're fired.
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What is this? Wrist ruffles? Is it 1750?
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Burn it like the witches who wore it.
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[Vox] Oh, Velvet. I can see you're busy.
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Tell me where's our hot headed friend now?
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Up in his tower, waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down.
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[sighs] And uh, what's got him so out of sorts today?
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Who knows? But he tore up my best model.
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And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch
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to pull herself back together.
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I want to die. Eww. Oh, yes. That's the one.
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Well, looks like you have everything under control here.
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Of course I do. Fuck you. Now shoo!
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[Valentino] Fuckin' finally,
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[glass smashes] Kitty, another drink.
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Can you believe what that piece of shit did?
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The ungrateful whore! [glass smashes]
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Um which whore are we talking about this time?
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Who the hell else would I be talking about?