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Listen, I was thinking that, uh,
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you and me should have a little bit of a chat.
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You don't sound like a Fed.
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What, I can't immigrate?
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There's a giant green slapper with her ass in the harbor
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that says different.
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You don't really look like one, either.
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No? What do I look like?
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Like you're starring in a porn version of The Matrix.
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Well, it's all right there in black and white.
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Okay. Uh, what exactly can I do for you?
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No, you got it all wrong, Hughie.
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It's what I can do for you.
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You see, you ain't alone, son.
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It happens a lot more than you think.
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Supes lose hundreds of people each year to collateral damage.
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No. Come on, that'd be all over the news.
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People would be screaming bloody murder.
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Yeah, look, there might be the odd mention
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of it now and again, like with Robin,
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but there's a fuck-sight more that happens
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that just gets swept right under the rug.
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Movie tickets, merchandising,
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theme parks, video games.
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A multi-billion dollar global industry supported
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by corporate lobbyists
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and politicians on both sides.
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But the main reason that you won't hear about it
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is 'cause the public don't want to know about it.
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See, people love that cozy feeling that Supes give them.
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to swoop out of the sky and save the day
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so you don't got to do it yourself.
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But if you knew half the shit they get up to...
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Ooh... (clucks tongue)
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But then... that's where I come in.
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Come in to... to do what?
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Spank the bastards when they get out of line.
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How do you spank a Supe?