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Yeah. That is very clever.
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Do you want the neuron adapter?
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It shocks you when the alien comes.
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Buddy, what do you think?
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- Yeah! - Yeah, let's go for it.
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All right.
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Some people say it hurts, but I think it adds to the experience.
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Success is tough.
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Some people define success
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as spending quality time with the people they love.
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I think we can all agree that those people are losers.
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Success means different things to different people.
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To this person, it's gaining followers.
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To this guy, success means spreading conspiracy theories on the Internet.
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I'm a 20-year-old African American woman,
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and the measles vaccine caused my hair to fall out.
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And to this man, it means going to the bathroom
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without filling up the entire toilet
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with blood.
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Not today.
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What does success mean to you?
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He's one of the most successful actors to grace the screen.
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He's punched, he's kicked, he's flipped countless bad guys.
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Didn't your mother teach you not to stay out after dark?
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Now we are behind the scenes on the super-secret set
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of the new high-octane thriller Maximum Kickage.
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Starring the man, the myth, the legend himself,
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an American sent to Russia to expose corrupt FBI agents
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who are running a fentanyl and kiddie porn ring.
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Also, I dismantle nuclear bombs.
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Also, I'm a doctor.
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Also, I make love to many beautiful women.
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Sort of like you.
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Yeah.
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Like any great Steven Seagal movie,
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the audience can expect heart-pounding fight scenes.
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I do karate on a helicopter.
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I do kung-fu on a speeding motorcycle.
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I do all my own shit.
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Not like that pussy, Tom Cruise.
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Open up.
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That was your fault.
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Isn't it dangerous to do stunts practically?
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- If you're a bitch. - Right.
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Van Damme is a bitch.
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Wesley Snipes is a bitch.
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Daniel Craig's a bitch.
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- So how do you-- - Jason Statham's a bitch.
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