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Uh, yes, hello, I would like to return my RealDoll.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#104
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[woman on phone] Okay, and what condition is the doll in?
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#105
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Um, let's say "fair."
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#106
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- Any visible marks? - Some light choking.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#107
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We can't take the doll back if there are choke marks.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#108
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Oh, no, no, no, the choke marks are on me,
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#109
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and in her defense, I did have it coming.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#110
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Actually, I don't want to return the RealDoll.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#111
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This is just part of the dance.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#112
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Oh, no. I didn't realize you were there the whole time.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#113
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I hope I'm not in for some light choking.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#114
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Why do you even care if Joe's never laughed at your texts?
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#115
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Brian, I know it seems like I have it all, but even I,
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#116
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a man with 15 Halloween masks, have my struggles with insecurity.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#117
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So, what are you gonna do?
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#118
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I decided to give him a taste of his own medicine.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#119
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From this day forward, I will never laugh at another one of Joe's texts.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#120
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[cell phone dings]
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#121
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[laughs]
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#122
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His-his mind just works in a different way than mine.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#123
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Oh, no. Accidental heart, accidental heart.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#124
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Quick, replace it with a "ha ha."
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#125
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Phew, that was close. I was almost gay.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#126
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Huh. Peter just came out of the closet.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#127
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Uh, no he didn't.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#128
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[sighs] Look at us.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#130
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Different generations enjoying a fancy resort.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#131
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- Mom, don't, please. - Quiet, Meg.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#132
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So, I saw a really funny TikTok. Do you know that one?
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#133
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You're gonna have to be more specific. Which one?
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#134
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Uh, there's-there's more than one?
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#135
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Why is everyone leaving?
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#136
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You're lame and we don't want to be with you.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#137
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Come on, guys, let's go watch CNBC in the lobby.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#138
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Yeah, I think I saw a bowl of bananas.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#139
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God, those kids are a nightmare.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#140
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They're just so mean.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#141
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Just be thankful this isn't your entire life.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#142
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You get to go home at the end of all of this
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#143
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to a family and someone you love.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#144
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Oh, come on, I'm sure there's someone special in your life.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#145
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You know, there was someone.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#146
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A long time ago.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#147
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It was 1993, and I was folding clothes at a Structure.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#148
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Everyone was, back then.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#149
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Then I saw her.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#150
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Shelly Barnes.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#151
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Boy, was she something.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#152
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