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- You should move to Gilroy.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#481
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Grow your own weed, get yourself some chickens.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#482
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- [chuckles]
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#483
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- I gotta ask, what's Professor Felder's dick like?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#484
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- [laughing]
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#485
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[pensive music]
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#486
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♪
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#487
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- Human females dig offerings.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#488
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Men used to hunt and bring back mammoth flesh.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#489
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This is how it is and how it always should be.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#490
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What are you gonna do, not give your
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#491
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female counterpart an offering?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#492
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- Um, hey, we need to see the nutritionist lady.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#493
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I'm running out of the stuff.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#494
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- Mm, yeah.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#495
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You know, Orson, I think she's the kind of person
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#496
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who would give you magic beans for a heart attack, you know?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#497
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- But it's working, so.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#498
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It just feels like the dumb part of my brain
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#499
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is telling the smart part to just shut up.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#500
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It's a little disconcerting,
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#501
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but my problems are, like, gone now.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#502
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Like, they're all--all gone, and I'm feeling so much better.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#503
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[door closes] - Hello.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#504
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- Hello.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#505
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- [sighs] Oh, my boys.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#506
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- Hmm.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#507
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- Orson, are you eating chili?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#508
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- Mm-hmm.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#509
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- Wow, it smells good. - Mm.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#510
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Orson was just saying how much better he feels.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#511
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Also, he joined the orchestra at school.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#512
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- Hey, that's great!
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#513
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Wow, Orson.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#514
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How--how much better?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#515
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- Like, basically, all the way better.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#516
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It's great.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#517
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- Oh, my gosh.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#518
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Antibiotics are so-- you know what I mean?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#519
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They just work. - Mm.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#520
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- No. No, they do not.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#521
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They definitely didn't.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#522
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- Okay.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#523
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They didn't work.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#524
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- No.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#525
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They were awful.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#526
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- [scoffs] okay, well, clearly, evidence they helped.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#527
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- Oh.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#528
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