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I'm Garrison Keillor,
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#35
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and I was "MeToo'd" for quaintly groping, so now I'm doing this.
Family Guy
S23E02 — Live, Laugh, Love
#36
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[loud crunching]
Family Guy
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#45
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I just worry, but I guess that's what moms do.
Family Guy
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#46
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Well, that and give you a recap of everyone who's died that you don't know.
Family Guy
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#47
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You know, Leonard died.
Family Guy
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#48
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- Who? - Leonard.
Family Guy
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#49
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- Okay. - Estelle's pretty upset.
Family Guy
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#50
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And right on the heels of Abner.
Family Guy
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#51
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- Uh-huh. - You should probably call Edith.
Family Guy
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#52
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I'll give you Alfred's number.
Family Guy
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#53
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Who the hell are these people?
Family Guy
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#54
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Is this just an excuse to say old people's names?
Family Guy
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#55
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Vivian.
Family Guy
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#56
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[camera shutter clicks]
Family Guy
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#58
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Huh.
Family Guy
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#59
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Oh, my God. He's literally never given me one.
Family Guy
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#68
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Joe doesn't think I'm funny?
Family Guy
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#69
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Oh, thank God you're here. You know funny when you hear it.
Family Guy
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#70
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Hey, Ostrich, did you hear that crazy story about the monkey's favorite food?
Family Guy
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#71
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It's bananas.
Family Guy
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#72
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[ostrich] Hmm.
Family Guy
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#73
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[indistinct conversations]
Family Guy
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#74
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Hey, gang, I know you're not used to seeing your teachers in shorts,
Family Guy
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#75
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so let's get it all out of the way.
Family Guy
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#76
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[students gasp]
Family Guy
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#77
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They're just legs, guys. Oh, one more thing.
Family Guy
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#78
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We do have a surprise chaperone for this trip.
Family Guy
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#79
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Everyone say hi to Chris and Meg's mom, Lois Griffin.
Family Guy
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#80
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[both] Our chaperone is Mom?
Family Guy
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#85
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You're lucky. My mother died last year after a long illness.
Family Guy
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#86
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You got your GoFundMe money, so shut up!
Family Guy
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#87
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Mom, what the hell are you doing here?
Family Guy
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#88
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Are you trying to kill our reputation?
Family Guy
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#89
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Oh, relax, you two. I'm gonna be the cool mom, huh?
Family Guy
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#90
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I may even have the kids call me Mrs. G.
Family Guy
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#91
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[laughs] Mrs. G.
Family Guy
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#92
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Can you imagine?
Family Guy
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#93
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Just like Mrs. Garrett from The Facts of Life.
Family Guy
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#94
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Nobody knows who that is.
Family Guy
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#95
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Come on. Tootie? Blair? Jo?
Family Guy
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#96
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Bitch, what you talking about?
Family Guy
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#97
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Just settle down, you guys. I promise I won't embarrass you.
Family Guy
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#98
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Okay, everyone, I've got candy.
Family Guy
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#99
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Everybody reach in but just take one.
Family Guy
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#100
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Fanny candy? Fanny candy? Fanny candy?
Family Guy
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#101
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Oh, my God, this is terrible.
Family Guy
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#102
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This is more embarrassing than when I tried to return that RealDoll.
Family Guy
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#103
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