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I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
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He goes, "It's settled."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#385
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I go, "Okay."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#386
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And then we shot commercials, you guys. We shot a bunch of commercials.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#387
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Then we went on hiatus
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#388
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and we were gonna shoot six more commercials
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#389
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to launch this massive campaign.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#390
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Well, the marketing guy resigned.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#391
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A new guy came in, and he killed the ads.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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So I got the call. They go, "It's over. These are never gonna air."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#393
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"You don't get the contract. This is not happening."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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And I got so depressed.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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I was like, "This was my big shot. It slipped through my fingers."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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"I'm never gonna have another opportunity like this again."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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I just couldn't see the light.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#398
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And then…
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#399
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[light laughter rises]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#400
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About ten years went by.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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And one day I turned on the television, and our old buddy Jared
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#402
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was on TV too.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#403
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Only it wasn't a Subway commercial.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#404
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It was the evening news.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#405
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And they were reporting that Jared was being sentenced
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#406
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to 19 years in prison for child pornography.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#407
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I dropped to my knees. "Thank you, Jesus."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#408
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"Thank you for taking that away. I'm sorry I ever doubted you."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#409
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"I will never do it again."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#410
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Because if that campaign had aired,
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#411
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it would have been ten years
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#412
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of us doing commercials together, being on billboards together,
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#413
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doing public appearances together.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#414
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And the day that awful news dropped about him,
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#415
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all of you would have seen me on the street
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#416
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and been like, "Hey, Jermaine!"
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#417
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[crowd laughing loudly]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#418
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I'd be like, "What? I'm Tom."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#419
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And you'd go, "Shut up, you Black piece of shit."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#420
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-[stifling chuckle] -[crowd laughing]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#421
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[exclaims]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#422
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And you'd go, "You fucking knew!"
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#423
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"You fucking knew!"
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#424
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I'd go, "I don't know anything. I don't know what to say."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#425
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"Eat fresh. I'm sorry." So…
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#426
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I'm glad this worked out. This is way more fun.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#427
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So thank you for being here, and…
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#428
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[loud cheers and applause]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#429
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Yeah…
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#430
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I do still have his phone number, if you're wondering.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#431
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I did try sending him a link one time…
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 —
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#432
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