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- Oh, look, there he is. - As always.
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Waiting for the bus that never comes.
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I wonder if he's just totally insane...
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or he really thinks the bus is coming?
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Why don't you just ask him?
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- Are you waiting for a bus? - Yes.
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I hate to tell you this...
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but they canceled this bus line two years ago.
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There are no more buses on this street.
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You don't know what you're talking about.
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I bet he's in there jerking off.
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I'll bet he never jerks off.
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Yeah, he's beyond human stuff like that.
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- Yeah. You got a pen? - Yeah.
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"Dear Josh, we came by to fuck you..."
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"but you were not home. Therefore, you are gay."
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"Signed Tiffany and Amber."
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- You're going to leave that? - Why not?
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Why do we have to go in here? I hate this place.
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Don't worry. It'll only take a second.
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Whoever told you that bullshit about boiling...
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Carpet beetles are the only way to get flesh off a corpse.
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I'm just telling you what he said.
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Don't you creeps ever talk about anything nice?
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Don't you ever talk about fluffy kittens or the Easter Bunny?
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Look who's talking, Little Miss Badass.
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Who are you supposed to be, Cyndi Lauper?
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Oh, my God. Didn't they tell you?
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- Tell me what? - Punk rock is over.
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I know it's over, asshole.
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Want to fuck up the system? Go to business school.
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That's what I'm going to do.
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Get a job at some big corporation...
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and, like, fuck things up from the inside.
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- You know, I'm not even trying... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Hey, do you have my money?
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You know that tape sucked, by the way?
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- So sorry if it offended Jew. - Go die, asshole.