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I was cool in high school, and you weren't.
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Okay, that makes sense. Continue.
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The Three Keys of Coolness in High School, by Jenko.
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One, don't try hard at anything.
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Okay? Two, make fun of people who do try.
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Three, be handsome.
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Four, if anyone steps to you on the first day of school,
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you punch them directly in the face.
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Five, drive a kick-ass car.
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Shit.
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All right, but just don't be driving it like teenagers,
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revving up the engine and shit, okay?
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We would never.
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Come on, Hoffs. Give us a little credit.
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- Hey, you ready? - Go!
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That was awesome! That was amazing.
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- Was I flying? - That was amazing.
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All right, do mine, do mine.
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- Okay, ready? Here I go. - Yeah, yeah.
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You okay?
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I think I shit my pants.
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Hey, park in that handicapped spot.
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- It'll make us look cool. - That's awesome.
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Dude?
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- Everybody's two-strapping it. - Just stay with the one-strap.
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I can't. I can't. I can't right now.
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What are you doing? What are you doing? Don't succumb to the peer pressure.
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- What are you doing? - You're supposed to use two straps.
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- One strap is peer pressure. - No. No. You're f***ing up right now.
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Okay, those are Goths.
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Those are nerds.
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I don't know what they are.
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What the f*** are those things?
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I'm so confused right now.
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Whoa.
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- Hi. - Hey.
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- Hey. - Good morning.
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Hey, yo. Hey.
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- Is that your car? - Yeah.
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What's that thing get, 10 miles to the gallon?
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No, try, like, seven.
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- What about you? - Biodiesel, dawg.
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Smells like egg rolls.
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Yeah, it does. Runs on leftover fry oil from Hunan Palace.
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But we try to ride bikes when we can. Global crisis and whatnot.
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Whatever, man. I don't care about anything.
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You don't care about the environment? That's kind of f***ed up, man.
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Hey, hey, will y'all shut the hell up?
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