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Go ahead and laugh. We are used to being mocked.
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We have been sent by our wise and powerful leader...
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and recover the Continuum Transfunctioner.
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Hey... have you guys ever been to Uranus?
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Yeah, it's supposed to be really nice this time of year.
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This is important. We intercepted an interstellar message...
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that leads us to believe that last night you were in possession...
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of the Continuum Transfunctioner. Where is it now?
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- The who, what? - The Continuum Transfunctioner...
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is a very mysterious and powerful device.
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I'm sorry, but we don't remember a thing about last night.
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Danger follows the Continuum Transfunctioner. So says...
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I'll tell you what. You know, we'll keep our eyes out...
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for the Continual Trans-ding-a-ling thing...
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and if we see it, we'll give you a call.
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You must. But remember, you are in great danger. Trust no one.
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Thank you, Jeff. Good point. Trust no one, except for us.
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Last night, we lost my car; we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper;
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and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce.
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I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we should cut back on the shibbyin'.
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- You're right on time. You pick up special suits. - Huh?
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Mr. Lee, tailor, make special suits for you.
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- Dude, what does my tattoo say? - "Sweet"!
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- What about mine? - "Dude." What does mine say?
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- "Sweet." What about mine? - "Dude." What does mine say?
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- "Sweet." What about mine? - "Dude." What does mine say?
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- "Sweet." What about mine? - "Dude." What does mine say?