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This is a private members' bar, exclusively for the supporters
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of the greatest football team in the world.
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Now please, enlighten me.
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Who the fuck are you?
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That is a good question, and... Scotty?
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We're the Manchester United Fan Club...
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If you're Manchester United supporters,
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sing the Manchester United song.
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Excuse me, I'm sorry.
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- I'm not much of a singer... - Sing!
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My baby takes the morning train
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He works from 9:00 to 5:00 and then
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He takes another home again
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Watching the Manchester United Football team,
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the best freaking team in all the land!
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Pretty good. Pretty dang good, lads!
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I've unblocked your email address,
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but this Scott is not responding.
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I was going to give myself to him.
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Perhaps you should give yourself to someone else...
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I'm never drinking again.
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- Coop, wake up. - Man, that was a wild night.
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Scotty, where the hell are we going?
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Don't worry. If anything bad happens, my parents will find us.
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Honey, where's Scotty?
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- Cooper said they were going camping. - Oh, that's nice.
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- And where's Bert? - Fuck if I know.
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Hey! How are you, you scallywag?
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Look, given the current geopolitical climate,
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all European countries should have a seat at the table.
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- Right. - Except those fucking Ities.
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I hate them Italian bastards.
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- You know what I mean? - Excuse me.
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- Hello, boyo. - What the hell happened last night?
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You got steamed up, pissed as a fart.
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Too much sauce, son. Don't worry.
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I come and got ya so you wouldn't miss the trip.
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- What trip? Where are we going? - What do you mean, where are we going?
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We're going to see the Mighty Reds do the Frogs in Paris.
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- Aren't we, boys? - Yeah!
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Why are you yelling at me?