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She got an all-cash offer,
The Audacity (2026)
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#1008
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400 over asking.
The Audacity (2026)
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#1009
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Okay.
The Audacity (2026)
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#1010
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I did everything right.
The Audacity (2026)
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#1011
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We have 90 days to move out.
The Audacity (2026)
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#1012
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Oh, wow.
The Audacity (2026)
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#1013
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Thank you for your help with this, by the way.
The Audacity (2026)
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#1014
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Yeah, enjoy your IRA.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E06 — Sandbox
#1015
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Okay, first of all, it's definitely gonna be
The Audacity (2026)
S01E06 — Sandbox
#1016
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more than 90 days because there's always
The Audacity (2026)
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#1017
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a couple months once they put the thing
The Audacity (2026)
S01E06 — Sandbox
#1018
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in the whatchamacallit.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E06 — Sandbox
#1019
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Escrow.
The Audacity (2026)
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#1020
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The word you are looking for, Gary, is "escrow,"
The Audacity (2026)
S01E06 — Sandbox
#1021
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a word that you've never used
The Audacity (2026)
S01E06 — Sandbox
#1022
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because you are a 55-year-old man
The Audacity (2026)
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#1023
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who's never owned a house.
The Audacity (2026)
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#1024
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Jesus, put down the howitzer.
The Audacity (2026)
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#1025
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Okay?
The Audacity (2026)
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#1026
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We're gonna be okay.
The Audacity (2026)
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#1027
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No, we're not.
The Audacity (2026)
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#1028
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That's when I realized I am the only person
The Audacity (2026)
S01E06 — Sandbox
#1029
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I can count on, and I feel like I've been holding back
The Audacity (2026)
S01E06 — Sandbox
#1030
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on my true self for too long.
The Audacity (2026)
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#1031
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And what true self is that?
The Audacity (2026)
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#1032
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I'm a bad man, JoAnne.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E06 — Sandbox
#1033
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Yeah. Your son said so.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E06 — Sandbox
#1034
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He said, "You are a bad, bad man."
The Audacity (2026)
S01E06 — Sandbox
#1035
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And if I am, well, it's--
The Audacity (2026)
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#1036
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it's better to know it.
The Audacity (2026)
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#1037
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Do you wanna be a bad man?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E06 — Sandbox
#1038
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I don't think I have a choice in the matter, really, truly.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E06 — Sandbox
#1039
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I think at my core, I'm bad.
The Audacity (2026)
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#1040
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And if I pretend I'm not, right, like, to the world,
The Audacity (2026)
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#1041
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to myself, it's like I am--
The Audacity (2026)
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#1042
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I am forever in conflict with my genuine nature.
The Audacity (2026)
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#1043
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And I don't--I don't have to do bad things.
The Audacity (2026)
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#1044
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It's just, the willingness is there
The Audacity (2026)
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#1045
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to do what others dare not.
The Audacity (2026)
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#1046
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That is it. That is really it.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E06 — Sandbox
#1047
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And you know, some of us are meant to be the puppeteers.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E06 — Sandbox
#1048
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And the rest of us are the puppets?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E06 — Sandbox
#1049
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Yeah, and puppets hate their puppeteers.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E06 — Sandbox
#1050
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They do.
The Audacity (2026)
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#1051
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You're just, you know, manipulating their every move,
The Audacity (2026)
S01E06 — Sandbox
#1052
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deciding everything on what they're gonna do for them.
The Audacity (2026)
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#1053
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And yet, if the man doesn't hold the strings,
The Audacity (2026)
S01E06 — Sandbox
#1054
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the puppet crumbles.
The Audacity (2026)
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