🎲 Surprise Me

Results (3960)

fa5cff27-b4ce-4822-bd63-ef92ab4e045f.gif
Who in their right mind would cross me?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#327
⇓
b05a3179-285f-44b0-af48-80836d3edc88.gif
I mean... you've been gone a while and it's not like anybody knows why.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#328
⇓
694f8cfc-b82a-499e-a280-c9c04126add6.gif
They don't need to know.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#329
⇓
1de074d1-969d-4981-aa87-d5068590ddae.gif
And don't you worry your fuzzy head about it.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#330
⇓
86417efe-6430-4287-b155-dfa9e37b4e99.gif
[growls] You may own my soul, but I ain't your fucking pet!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#331
⇓
6eb0bdd7-27ea-4443-8624-83268d97aef9.gif
Hmhm! But you are! Haha!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#332
⇓
10170d9c-221f-4ef3-894e-bf8202870da6.gif
Big talk for someone who's also on a leash.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#333
⇓
59477ee1-171c-4f97-b360-8a81f46a7cda.gif
[Alastor] Aha, what did you say?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#334
⇓
89f7589c-cae1-4982-a76c-aa5c099eb1c6.gif
[chain clanks] Oh, fuck! Nothing I, um--
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#335
⇓
aba128a9-68a7-47db-8bd2-cb18ad04579d.gif
[chokes]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#336
⇓
ca353df0-9f9e-4024-af6c-ddb712b840b6.gif
[Alastor] If you ever say that again,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#337
⇓
09eac600-c9a6-4747-b17a-acc0d070c3f0.gif
[intense music] I will tear your soul apart
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#338
⇓
37c90466-04d1-46f7-9ba3-eae38e292e25.gif
and broadcast your screams
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#339
⇓
c2cf2026-15e0-4ceb-9971-3f66eeeb8c08.gif
for every other disrespectful wretch
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#340
⇓
2b46f225-518b-4833-a890-fb14001315b5.gif
who dares to question me.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#341
⇓
3660c102-0312-46bd-8c3a-79c4f484c835.gif
-Understood. -Lovely.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#342
⇓
ada170e5-7713-4e20-84ca-1e1be461b3f3.gif
[chuckles] Good talk, my good man!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#343
⇓
16b7496f-a759-4348-986b-186556963591.gif
Always nice to catch up.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#344
⇓
dc8a8bf3-6d28-42ed-9354-5796181a976b.gif
[Vaggie] And we've almost been able to find
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#345
⇓
a80cd68d-a7a3-4c84-87cb-f223afc95550.gif
all of Angel's drug stashes...
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#346
⇓
3eaeb025-1ba7-49dc-9d71-0268da5123e1.gif
Almost.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#347
⇓
035b2010-c0dd-4ce6-a404-c30d2b91c955.gif
So once that's out of the way it should be much smoother sailing.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#348
⇓
e85ebcb8-c9fe-43b7-a308-784142a6df87.gif
Well, that certainly is, uh... is-is something.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#349
⇓
74e79626-cf7f-4b5d-a173-907429e87294.gif
So... What do you think?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#350
⇓
a006f606-a176-4148-906d-1bad881d6cfb.gif
-About what? -The hotel.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#351
⇓
4d9d7ca1-42a2-4005-ab47-a4cbd48cc0a9.gif
Oh yes, it does... it does look much better now, doesn't it?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#352
⇓
a37d444c-fdca-4684-9e3e-524f85db026d.gif
[chuckles]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#353
⇓
836df0be-a0e1-4a28-8443-18fd1b876ea9.gif
Ya know, but I'm thinking this railing needs work,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#354
⇓
bce8aca4-f125-4df8-8bb3-dca2acea4846.gif
one good push and you'd just go right over the edge.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#355
⇓
d9fdc992-4fcc-4fcd-8c3d-2b92d6e32c89.gif
Whoopie, bye-bye. [laugh]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#356
⇓
354fe8e3-ebf2-4c6b-a8cc-ef277f9b708c.gif
What? No, no, the plan, Dad!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#357
⇓
da0d5d51-99ae-4705-8500-8d10d553d096.gif
What do you think about using the hotel to help sinners?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#358
⇓
180a55e9-d1ea-4027-988f-3882addc80db.gif
Ahh.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#359
⇓
ccc12549-d62d-49bb-9824-452714a331e4.gif
Alright, I mean, look...
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#360
⇓
8004963b-1d8e-41b4-b924-0a93bbb0b1de.gif
I love that you want to see the best in people,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#361
⇓
d27ca900-0c49-4527-bb2d-a0d1d93e8bf4.gif
but these sinners... You know, they're just the worst.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#362
⇓
259939cf-c1dc-4186-a129-4bfd242be3de.gif
I, I don't know how much you can realistically expect from them in Heaven.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#363
⇓
c3d18095-aeb7-4cd9-b24c-6a8a51ce9b5b.gif
Hohooo boy, Heaven is not exactly as carefree as you might think.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#364
⇓
9a4dd2cb-ff52-4235-91bc-8ecfcb9652d3.gif
Yeah, they have rules.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#365
⇓
960d29df-c5b3-4d03-ae10-0fb1b5ed4c59.gif
Lots of rules.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#366
⇓
94a42a4b-81c7-4a77-9bf1-b068a2dbb40b.gif
And they aren't very open minded as you'd hope.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#367
⇓
e98de0f6-358b-45d5-9324-38fb1e9d14e1.gif
These are our people Dad, I... I have to try.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#368
⇓
04913548-8e91-4e3e-a16d-5f08a6189e7e.gif
Our "people", Charlie, are awful!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#369
⇓
2b6e0721-a40c-494a-998a-81be839fac13.gif
They got gifted free will and look what they did with it!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#370
⇓
5930ecb4-128c-4042-b0c8-e95708f2d91c.gif
Everything's terrible!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#371
⇓
f7e3d91c-c708-4163-a77b-c408beaa2f74.gif
[wheeze]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#372
⇓
d96b5463-ddd1-4539-9655-1c6fc640c2f1.gif
I just don't want you to put yourself on the line for people like--
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#373
⇓
f374ba6f-3eb7-4aab-8aca-33ff1c1f3dd6.gif
[loud thud] Geez! What now?!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E05 — Dad Beat Dad
#374
⇓