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Now, that's the kind of tech that could help people if,
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you know, you can get it to 'em.
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Should we drink to it?
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Anushka Bhattachera, chief ethicist at Cupertino,
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until recently, is a hypocrite.
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I mean, she has signed off on some of the most
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heinous corporate malfeasance you could imagine.
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And now she wants to rid herself
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of that guilt at your expense.
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She was right about one thing.
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an unmined mother lode of value.
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Because privacy lives in a constant state of fear.
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And where there is fear, there is money to be made.
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I mean, we could already predict if, say, uh,
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you're gonna get a divorce.
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We will hit you with ads for lawyers,
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for plastic surgeons, gyms, dildos, teeth whitening.
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But if we could track in real time
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people's mental and emotional states--
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We can see whether somebody is feeling
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anxious, hungry, horny, distracted, determined.
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Basically, we know if you're banging your secretary
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If the itch is there, we'll provide the scratch.
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The American people have, through their
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elected representatives, given this question
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profound and careful thought.
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We had hearings, remember?
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Neither does anyone else.
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And do you know what Congress decided on all of these?
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That the industry would police itself.
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And you know what we did?
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We actually-- we actually did, mostly.
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But there are so many things we can do if we wanted to,
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but we don't, even if it would make us a lot of money,
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because of what? What are we afraid of?
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Another toothless congressional hearing?
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No, that-that mindset impedes innovation.
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I call that self-police brutality.
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- Tech lives matter. - Exactly.
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That's good. That's good.
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Okay, and what about privacy?