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like how you collect your drivers' sexual activity.
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Look, the insurance companies
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that you help us sell to for a profit
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wanna know who's driving distracted.
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But do you need, for example, to monitor their weight gain?
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That appeals to the buyers who represent
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both fast food chains and diet pills.
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I'm not saying don't record navigation, reckless driving,
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listening habits even, but--
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What's the benefit to recording
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the driver singing along?
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Well, if you have polyps on your throat,
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wouldn't you wanna know?
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All of our clients agree to this.
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97 pages, 7-point font,
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and the car won't function as designed if you don't agree.
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It's not exactly an agreement.
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It's called a business model.
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The truth--we don't sell cars.
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We sell data collection devices
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on wheels with heated seats.
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Cars are expensive.
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Data has profit margins that you can--
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Drive a car right through.
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Where's Duncan Park?
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Look, Park may be an idiot, but he knows
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how to sell, not just opine.
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Okay, so you took a flyer on a new idea--
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But run it by reality first, okay?
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You had your biggest clients laughing in your face.
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That's something to avoid in business.
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I told you exactly what I planned to do.
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Yeah, but interim CEO, right?
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That does not give you permission
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to tell everyone to stand on their desk
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and yell carpe diem.
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The board meeting next week, okay?
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Plan a presentation that rights this.
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Tech, revenue, growth. It's simple.
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And convince me that I did not hire someone
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who thinks profit is a microaggression.