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Oh, you are finding all new ways to break my heart.
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I'm still and always will be your friend.
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I don't need a friend.
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I need a vendor who'll take our goddamn money
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and help some goddamn people before the money vanishes
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and I've done no fucking good whatsoever.
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Okay, well, maybe I can do some good from the inside.
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You will be compromised, corrupted,
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and become complacent.
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You know how I know that?
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Because you are leaving!
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And you're going there.
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You're going there.
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So the only move worthy of your respect
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is to stick it out for another 30 years of--
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I've been thinking about what you said about the big D,
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and I just wanna say that if you're gonna leave me...
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Now is a horrible time to do it--for you.
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Lili, you deserve half of a lot more
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than where we're at right now financially.
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I couldn't have gotten any of it without you by my side,
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And you-you deserve better. You do.
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Give me a chance to rebuild.
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Hypergnosis without me now is doing, like, ethical data,
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which is like virtuous sex trafficking.
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I'm not sure how yet, but give me a few months to try.
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After that, then you can leave,
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and I-I will be crushed, but at least I will know that
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you got everything you ought to get.
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And in the meantime,
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I mean, maybe-maybe we can, um,
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you know, try to fix things, do what other people do.
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We're not doing marriage counseling.
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- Go to a sex therapist. - A sex therapist?
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Or marriage counselor. We can do that.
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Well, for starters, I want you to never see Anushka again.
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I don't even wanna hear her name.
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Listen, I want nothing to do with her, nothing,
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other than maybe destroy her.
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I literally might have to see her, though, like, um,
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at school functions, board meetings.