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♪ I'm sick of the poison ♪
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#275
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♪ Wish I had something to live for tomorrow ♪
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#276
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[song ends]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#277
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[groans]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#278
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Eugh,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#279
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I need a drink.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#280
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The hardest you can make.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#281
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[Husk] Hmm. You look like shit.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#282
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[bottle cork pops] [Angel takes a deep breath]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#283
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Pfft. Not possible.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#284
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Just a long shoot,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#285
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nothin' new. [liquor pours]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#286
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[gulps] [laid back music]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#287
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Eugh, I said a strong one.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#288
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Excuse me.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#289
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Didn't realize this was a "drinking to forget" kind of night.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#290
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Oh, I forgot. You're the wise old bartender
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#291
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who's seen it all.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#292
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Get the fuck over yourself and pour me a real drink.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#293
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Look, if you got a problem,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#294
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you're not going to find the solution at the bottom of a bottle.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#295
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I should know, I've been looking there a long time.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#296
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Oh sure,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#297
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And where should I look? Hmm? [laid back piano music]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#298
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[sexily] In your bedroom, maybe?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#299
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Under the covers?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#300
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Maybe we can go and look together.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#301
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Don't even start.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#302
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Oh, c'mon, I bet I can make those wings flap!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#303
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[Husk] Stop! [glass smashes]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#304
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Fucking Christ!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#305
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You can cut the act already.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#306
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It's never going to work on me. So all you're doing
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#307
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is makin' an ass out of yourself with this fake bullshit.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#308
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[shouts angrily] Call me fake one more time,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#309
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mother fucker!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#310
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I dare you!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#311
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[tense music]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#312
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Fake.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#313
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Fuckin' asshole
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#314
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Arrgh! God!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#315
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Ya done?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#316
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[growls angrily] Ya know what?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#317
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You would be fucking lucky to get a chance to fuck me!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#318
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Ya know how much I'm worth?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#319
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Ya know how many people would kill to have Angel Dust come onto them?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#320
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Fuck you!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#321
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Have fun being a lonely piece of shit.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#322
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