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If we cash, say, 700 now,
The Audacity (2026)
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the tax hit would be significant,
The Audacity (2026)
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#145
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but we'd clear what, like 400?
The Audacity (2026)
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No, that's our security.
The Audacity (2026)
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#147
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This house could be our security,
The Audacity (2026)
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#148
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and it is going to sell by the end of the week.
The Audacity (2026)
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#149
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Wait, are you telling me that your-your plan now
The Audacity (2026)
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#150
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is to cash out our old age, pennies on the dollar
The Audacity (2026)
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#151
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for overpriced real estate?
The Audacity (2026)
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We only need 20% down, Gary.
The Audacity (2026)
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#153
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Okay, unless my math is totally off,
The Audacity (2026)
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#154
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400,000 is nowhere near 20%.
The Audacity (2026)
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#155
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You're missing, like, a million and change.
The Audacity (2026)
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#156
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Well, I-I--uh,
The Audacity (2026)
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I have access-- a plan to access--
The Audacity (2026)
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#158
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A million dollars?
The Audacity (2026)
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#159
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Pray tell.
The Audacity (2026)
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#160
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- The plan? - Mm-hmm.
The Audacity (2026)
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#161
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It's a-a-- a financial instrument,
The Audacity (2026)
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a sort of advanced second mortgage
The Audacity (2026)
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#163
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introductory rate asset swap.
The Audacity (2026)
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#164
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But, you know, never mind.
The Audacity (2026)
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#165
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Play it safe.
The Audacity (2026)
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#166
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Lose our home, our offices.
The Audacity (2026)
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#167
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Safe.
The Audacity (2026)
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#168
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The last time I-I saw her, we had sex.
The Audacity (2026)
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#169
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Did I do it wrong?
The Audacity (2026)
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#170
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That seems unlikely.
The Audacity (2026)
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#171
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Yeah.
The Audacity (2026)
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#172
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I don't know, but it's like, to go from,
The Audacity (2026)
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#173
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God, that was so hot,
The Audacity (2026)
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#174
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and then to take your job.
The Audacity (2026)
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#175
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So she's the new CEO?
The Audacity (2026)
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#176
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Is she--have they made an announcement?
The Audacity (2026)
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#177
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I see what you're doing. Just stick to my psychology.
The Audacity (2026)
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#178
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You know, you can make your next million tomorrow
The Audacity (2026)
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#179
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on someone else's insider information.
The Audacity (2026)
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#180
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- I wasn't. - Just--where was I?
The Audacity (2026)
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#181
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It was, um-- right, my childhood.
The Audacity (2026)
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#182
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When I was young, we kind of grew up poor.
The Audacity (2026)
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#183
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Really?
The Audacity (2026)
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#184
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And Dad immigrated here.
The Audacity (2026)
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#185
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You know, we lived in a house that smelled like cabbage,
The Audacity (2026)
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#186
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kind of like this one.
The Audacity (2026)
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#187
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And, you know, in the winter, I would have to wear this--
The Audacity (2026)
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#188
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this hat that my baba sent me, this Serbian hat.
The Audacity (2026)
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#189
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It was kind of like a furry black hat.
The Audacity (2026)
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#190
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It--like a-a fuzzy dunce cap.
The Audacity (2026)
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#191
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