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Uuugh, why is this so haaaard?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#83
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What am I doing wrong?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#84
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[Vaggie] Well, I mean...
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#85
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- you're the princess of Hell, -So?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#86
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So, you don't really use the power that comes with that,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#87
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which I love about you,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#88
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but maybe you can... I don't know,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#89
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command a little more... authority.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#90
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[Charlie] But that's so mean.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#91
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It's not mean, exactly.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#92
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it's... uh, aggressive kindness.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#93
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[Charlie] Okay...
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#94
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I could be so aggressively kind to Angel's boss...
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#95
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that I convince him to let Angel spend more time at the hotel!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#96
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[Vaggie] Sure. Whatever gets you there, babe.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#97
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Ohhh! Daddy, I... uhhhh?...
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#98
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Do you really expect me to memorize this whole script?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#99
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Just improv it.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#100
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Do you think anyone watches for the dialogue?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#101
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Action!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#102
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[door slams open]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#103
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[raunchy music] Oh, no.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#104
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So many burglars...
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#105
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[sexily] and only one me!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#106
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Whatever shall I do?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#107
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I guess I'll have to do all of you!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#108
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Ohh!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#109
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So what are you gonna do ta' me?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#110
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[Angel] Charlie?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#111
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- Uh, my name's Rocky. - No one gives a shit.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#112
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Oh, so this is where the magic happens.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#113
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Oh, wow, that is -- [gasps]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#114
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That is a lot.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#115
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What in the ever-loving fuck are you doing here?!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#116
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I am the Princess of Hell, Angel. And I go where I please.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#117
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[softly] I'm here to get you some time off for the hotel. Now, where's your boss?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#118
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Oh, no, no, no,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#119
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no, no, no, no, no. You are going nowhere near Val--
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#120
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[Valentino] Angel!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#121
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What is the fucking hold up?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#122
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I'm coming.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#123
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[Valentino] Not off camera. You're not.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#124
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Please, please, just wait, wait until I'm done working
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#125
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and we will talk about this, I promise. But first, you've gotta go.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#126
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[Valentino] Aaaah, Your Majesty.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#127
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Oh, shit.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#128
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Welcome to my humble sex dungeon.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#129
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What can I do for such a-- [licks and slurps]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E04 — Masquerade
#130
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