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...do just about anything to avoid a fight.
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1249
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Excuse me. You sprayed me with your hose. I don't--
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1250
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- Like that? - That's not necessary.
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1251
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Dave! Go call 911!
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1252
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- (screams) - Put the hose down. Stop it!
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1253
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Stop it!
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1254
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Sorry.
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1255
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(shouting, indistinct)
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1256
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Leave me alone! You crazy?
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1257
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(grunts)
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1258
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(grunting)
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1259
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Bastard!
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1260
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We need to talk.
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1261
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- Okay. - (door closes)
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1262
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Where to begin? With your constant absenteeism?
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1263
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With your unpresentable appearance?
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1264
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You're up for review.
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1265
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I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1266
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- What? - Let's pretend.
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1267
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You're the department of transportation. Okay?
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1268
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Someone informs you that this company
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1269
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installs front seat mounting brackets
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1270
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that never pass collision tests,
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1271
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brake linings that fail after a thousand miles
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1272
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and fuel injectors that explode and burn people alive.
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1273
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What then?
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1274
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- Are you threatening me? - No.
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1275
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- Get the fuck outta here. You're fired. - I have a better solution.
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1276
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You keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant.
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1277
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And in exchange for my salary, my job will be never to tell people
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1278
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these things that I know.
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1279
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I don't even have to come into the office. I can do this job from home.
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1280
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Who-- Who the fuck do you think you are,
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1281
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you crazy little shit?
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1282
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- Security? - NARRATOR: I am Jack's smirking revenge.
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1283
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(groans)
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1284
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What the hell are you doing?
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1285
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(groans, coughing)
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1286
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(groans) That hurt.
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1287
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Why would you do that?
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1288
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Oh, my God. No! Please stop!
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1289
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(choking)
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1290
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What are you doing?
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1291
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Oh, God, no! Please! No!
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1292
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NARRATOR: For some reason, I thought of my first fight... with Tyler.
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1293
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No!
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1294
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(groaning)
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1295
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Under and behind and inside
Fight Club (1999)
S01E01 — Fight Club (1999)
#1296
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