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So unless you want to explain why you've got
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America's favorite invisible wanker dead on the floor,
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give us a fucking hand, will ya?
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All right, listen, I have worked for the Feds.
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I've worked for loads of people.
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I'm what you might call an independent contractor.
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You got a problem, you call me, I solve the problem.
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(pounding in trunk)
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What is that?
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(pounding continues)
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That's a problem.
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Oh, thank fuck, he's alive.
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Yes, yes, he's alive! Okay, pull over.
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No, no, no, Hughie, you don't fucking get it.
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-Pull the car over. -This is a fucksight worse.
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He's seen our faces.
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No, no, no, no, no. I can't do this.
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I can't do this. Let me out.
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-Let me out. Pull over! -Hughie,
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you walk away now, and you will never get payback for Robin.
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You'll spend the rest of your life
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sitting on your ass with fucking regret.
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Now, is that what you want?
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I know a bloke. Top man.
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He'll know what to do.
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Morning, luv.
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Frenchie about?
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(loud music playing inside)
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You'll love this guy.
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(dance music playing loudly)
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(man singing in French)
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Oi, Frenchie.
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(music volume lowers)
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Monsieur Charcuter.
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This is a surprise.
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Good to see you.
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Good to see you, too, mate.
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Means you brought that 40,000 you owe me?
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(Frenchie sniffs)
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I mean, why else would you show your face around here?
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Because I've got something even better for you.