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Stop the car. Son of a...
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What the hell's gotten into you?
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My thing got stuck in my zipper, I got piss all over my pants.
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MICHELLE: Okay, thanks. Bye. I owe you.
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While I was waiting, I thought I'd make a couple of calls.
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Okay, Mom. I'll call you later then. Bye-bye.
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- So what do you want? - I just wanted to tell you
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that Tommy's been talking a lot about you recently.
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And, well, I thought you might want to know that.
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MICHELLE: God, he's so sweet.
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You have no idea how much it means having you and your mom as family.
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- He says the sweetest things about her. - Everything he does is sweet.
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So when does sweetie get back?
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This Friday, which is great
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because we're backed up on orders as it is.
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He turned into this selling machine.
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Well, between that and sweetness, I'd say hang on to him.
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RICHARD: Yes, sir, I can have that for you tomorrow.
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Well, that would be great. Thank you, sir.
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-(IN WOMAN'S VOICE) Housekeeping. - No, thank you. Sleeping.
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- RICHARD: Housekeeping. - Can you come back here in an hour?
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RICHARD: Housekeeping. You want towel?
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No towels, need sleepy.
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Housekeeping, you want mint for pillow?
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Please go away. Let me sleep, for the love of God!
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RICHARD: Housekeeping, you want me jerk you off?
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What kind of hotel is this?
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- Oh, it's you. - Good morning, sunshine.
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Guess what? I just called Auto Tech and they decided to make an order.
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So, according to my calculations, that puts us over the mark.
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- We did it? - We did it.
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Yes! Richard, I'm so happy. Hold me.
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- Yikes. - Don't run away from your feelings.
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(POP MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)
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(SINGING) Come on, Eileen
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Oh, I swear what he means
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At these moments you mean everything
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(IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)
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(SINGING) It's the end of the world as we know it