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Actually, there is this one guy I have a crush on right now...
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but... totally fucked-up situation.
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Yeah. You met him, remember? That guy Josh.
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But I can't do anything about it...
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because Becky would totally freak out.
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Just forget it. It's complicated.
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Aren't you going to get that?
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I have no desire to talk to anyone who might be calling me.
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I knew it. It's my mother.
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You placed an ad in "The Weekly" over a month ago, and...
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well, I'm the blonde in the yellow dress.
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I saw the ad when you first placed it...
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but I was in this relationship at the time...
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so I cut the ad out, and...
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and I'm not in a relationship anymore.
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God, this is really confusing.
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Anyway, if you still want to talk to me...
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I can be reached at 555-2673.
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That's my work number...
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What was all that about?
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It's just somebody's idea of a joke.
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That didn't sound like a joke to me.
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What, did you place an ad in the personals or something?
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She called before. It's just somebody trying to humiliate me.
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I think you should call her back.
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Oh, look. We have to get these.
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You know, I can't afford stuff like this right now.
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Look, I'm sick of waiting.
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I mean, we have to get stuff if we're ever going to move.
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Aren't these the greatest?
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I can't imagine spending money on plastic cups.
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You don't have to. I'll pay for everything now...
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and you can pay me back when you finally get a job.
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So, are we still going to that thing tonight?