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Look, I told you. The manager was a total asshole.
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Besides, I have some ideas to make money in the meantime.
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I can't believe you're selling some of this stuff.
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Fuck it. Everything must go.
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This was during your little old lady phase.
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Wait a minute. It says five dollars.
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I thought "everything must go."
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Like I'd let some asshole with a soul patch own Goofy Gus.
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God, I can't believe you're selling that.
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That's five hundred dollars.
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You're crazy. It should be, like, two dollars.
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I was wearing that when I lost my virginity.
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Why do I care about that?
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It would look stupid on you anyway.
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So, now are you going to get a regular job?
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Do you want to do something tonight?
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I can't. It's Seymour's birthday tonight.
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Oh, shit. What time is it?
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I'm supposed to go to the store. I was going to make him a cake.
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Do you still want to go shopping tomorrow?
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Since when can you make a cake?
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OK, you can open your eyes now.
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Oh, hey. Thanks, Enid. I really appreciate it.
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Oh, it's just my stupid back. I'll be all right in a minute.
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It's just this elastic thing I have to wear sometimes...
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Maybe now you can understand why I can't get a date.
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Well, at least you're not the only one.
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I think only stupid people have good relationships.