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Having a little trouble with the lady?
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#961
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You don't understand...
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#962
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...She's a--
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#963
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Get him, Lois. Get him.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#964
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Get him.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#965
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Shoot him!
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#966
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- Shoot him! EMILIO: Hold your fire.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#967
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Don't shoot.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#968
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MELISSA: Put your guns down, or this cop gets it.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#969
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I mean it.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#970
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EMILIO: She's not joking.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#971
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He kidnapped Snowflake.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#972
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He killed Roger Podacter and was about to kill Marino and me.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#973
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Ho, ho, ho!
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#974
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Fiction can be fun.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#975
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But I find the reference section much more enlightening.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#976
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For instance...
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#977
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...if you look up...
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#978
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...professional football's all-time bonehead plays...
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#979
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...you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle...
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#980
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...who missed a 26-yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVII.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#981
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You wouldn't read that Finkle was committed to a mental hospital...
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#982
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...only to escape, join the police...
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#983
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...and scheme to get even with Marino...
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#984
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...whom he blamed for the entire thing.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#985
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What are you talking about?
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#986
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She's not Lois Einhorn. She's Ray Finkle. She's a man.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#987
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He's lying.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#988
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Shoot him!
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#989
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Let's just see who's lying, shall we?
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#990
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Would a real woman have to wear one of these?
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#991
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[GRUNTING]
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#992
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Boy, that's really on there.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#993
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But tell me this:
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
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#994
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Would a real woman...
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
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#995
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...be missing these?
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#996
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[LAUGHING]
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#997
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That kind of surgery can be done over the weekend.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#998
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But I doubt very much...
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#999
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...if he could find the time during his busy schedule...
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#1000
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...to get rid of...
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#1001
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...big old...
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#1002
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...Mr. Knish.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#1003
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Oh, boy.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#1004
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MARINO: Psst. Psst. Ace.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#1005
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Come here.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#1006
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Would you excuse me for just one second?
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#1007
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Ladies and gentlemen...
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
S01E01 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective
#1008
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