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NARRATOR: Except for their humping, Tyler and Marla were never in the same room.
Fight Club (1999)
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#961
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My parents pulled this exact same act for years.
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#962
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The condom is the glass slipper of our generation.
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#963
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You slip one on when you meet a stranger.
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#964
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You dance all night.
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#965
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Then you throw it away.
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#966
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- The condom, I mean. Not the stranger. - (lighter flicks)
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#967
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What?
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#968
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(chuckles)
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#969
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(inhales) I got this dress at a thrift store for one dollar.
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It was worth every penny.
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#971
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It's a bridesmaid's dress.
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#972
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Someone loved it intensely for one day,
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then tossed it.
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#974
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Like a Christmas tree.
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#975
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So special.
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#976
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Then, bam.
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#977
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It's on the side of the road,
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#978
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tinsel still clinging to it
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like a sex crime victim,
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underwear inside out,
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- bound with electrical tape. - Well, then it suits you.
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#982
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You can borrow it sometime.
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#983
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(stomping on stairs)
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#984
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Get rid of her.
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#985
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- Why can't you get rid of her? - Don't mention me.
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#986
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NARRATOR: I'm six years old again,
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#987
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passing messages between parents.
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#988
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I really think it's time you got out of here.
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#989
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- Don't worry. I'm leaving. - Not that we don't love your little visits.
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#990
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You know, you are such a nutcase. I can't even begin to keep up.
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#991
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(bottle clatters)
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#992
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- ♪ Gotta get off ♪ - Thanks. Bye.
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#993
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♪ Gotta get off this merry-go-round ♪
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#994
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♪ Gonna get, need to get ♪
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#995
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♪ Gotta get on where ♪
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(chuckling)
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#997
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You kids.
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#998
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Wh-Why do you still waste time with her?
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#999
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I'll say this about Marla-- At least she's tryin' to hit bottom.
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What, and I'm not?
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#1001
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Stickin' feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
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#1002
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What are we doin' tonight?
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#1003
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- Tonight? - Yeah.
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#1004
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- We make soap. - Really?
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#1005
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To make soap, first we render fat.
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#1006
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(walkie-talkie squawks)
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#1007
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MAN (on walkie-talkie, indistinct)
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#1008
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