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BOB [ON TV]. And the big story in this Super Bowl game is the abduction...
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...of Miami's starting quarterback, Dan Marino.
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MAN: It's gotta be a strain on this Miami team, Bob....
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EINHORN: What's the matter, Dan? Aren't you having fun?
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I just love Super Bowl Sunday. Don't you, Dan?
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Look, if you want tickets, you're going about it the wrong way.
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EINHORN: Do I look familiar to you? Does it seem as if we've...
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I don't know. I get hit in the head a lot.
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MAN: Bob, it looks like Philadelphia has elected to kick off.
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MAN: With Marino out, they're gonna be putting a lot of pressure...
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I don't know how much psycho-woman's paying you, but I'll double it.
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Sorry. "Psycho-woman" keeps us out of prison.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE] Unconscious. Exactly as I planned.