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Actually, technically, what he was mostly playing...
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would more accurately be classified in the ragtime idiom.
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Although, of course, not in the strictest sense...
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of the classical ragtime piano music...
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like that of Scott Joplin or Joseph Lamb.
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Authentic blues has a more conventional...
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twelve-bar structure in its stanzas.
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Oh. If you like authentic blues...
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you really gotta check out Blues Hammer.
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All right, people, are you ready to boogie?
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'Cause we gonna play some authentic...
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way-down-in-the-delta blues.
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So get ready to rock your world!
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Well, I been plowin' behind the mule, son
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Picking cotton all day long
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Picking cotton all day long
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Now I remember why I haven't been anywhere in months.
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It's simple for everybody else.
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You give them a Big Mac and a pair of Nikes...
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I can't relate to ninety-nine percent of humanity.
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I can't relate to humanity, either...
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but I don't think it's completely hopeless.
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Well, it's not completely hopeless for you.
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I'm not even in the same universe...
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as those creatures back there.
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We just need to find you a place...
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where you can meet someone...
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who isn't a complete idiot, that's all.
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Why do you care so much if I get a date or not?
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I guess I just can't stand the idea of a world...
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where a guy like you can't get a date.
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I borrowed that from work about fifteen years ago.
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What are you, a Klansman or something?
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You know the Cook's Chicken franchise?
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"Four-piece Cook's special..."
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"deep-fried with side and slaw. It's outrageous!"
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Yeah, well, Cook's is just a made up name.