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have them wire you some money and go home.
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What are you gonna do?
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I'll walk, I'll hitchhike,
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I'll swim if I have to, but I'm gonna get to Mieke somehow.
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- Maybe that'll help. - Where'd you get all that?
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Wait. Where's your Leica?
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You sold your Leica? But you loved that thing.
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What about your photo tour of Europe? What about the châteaus?
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Châteaus have been there for 300 years. Mieke's gone in 12 hours.
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Frommer's says to check in three hours before any international flight.
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Come here, guidebook!
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We're going to Rome. We're going to Rome!
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All right, Summer at Sea group.
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Our tour begins in the Vatican Museum. This way, please.
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This entrance is for private tour groups only.
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But we are a private tour group. We've come all the way from America.
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That guy in the orange jacket is mentally retarded.
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But if you are a tour, where is your guide?
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We've got a fantastic tour guide.
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- Right here. - What? No...
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The Vatican has been used as a papal residence
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ever since the time of Emperor Constantine the Great in the 5th century AD.
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Okay. If you'll all follow me, please.
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Have a very special day
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for a very special little man.
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I can't believe that guy let us in. What a retard.
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Okay. Let's find Mieke.
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One of our English-speaking tour guides has called in sick.
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Could you please take these peoples also?
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- How big is Vatican City? - 0.5 square kilometers.
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- Who built the colonnades? - Gian Lorenzo Bernini, 1656.
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- Where are the bathrooms? - Floors two, six and seven.
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Next, I'll take you to where the College of Cardinals elects a new pope.
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When this happens, white smoke is sent up from the Vatican...
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Mieke's gotta be around here somewhere.
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Behind me is the Appartamento Papale, or Papal Apartment.
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We're obviously not permitted in there.
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Excuse me, miss. What is this?
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That is the Bell of San Marco.