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I totally know the cause.
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Glee. Fuck you, Glee.
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Man, I got to say, this is kind of awesome.
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I might become popular. I might get in with the popular kids.
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We just have to do something wildly irresponsible to earn their trust.
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You saying we should throw a party?
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I'll invite Molly, and then Molly will invite Eric,
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and that'll be the quickest way for me to bro down with him.
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Wouldn't it be better if we both infiltrated the cool kids' group?
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I think it would be better if you get in
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with the nerdy kids and see what's going on over there.
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That'd be the best thing for the case.
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Yeah. I mean, I guess that makes sense.
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- Hello? - Hey. Is this Molly?
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Speaking.
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Hey. It's Schmidt.
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It's Doug Schmug McQuaid.
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Hey, man.
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It's so weird that you're calling me.
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I pretty much text except for when a random old relative calls.
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I was just calling 'cause we're costarring in this play together,
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- and... - Hello?
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Mom, get off the phone!
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Sorry, Doug,
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- my teen son. - Mom!
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I love you, honey, Dougie, Doug, Douglas McQuaid.
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Mom, so serious right now! Stop!
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I'm sorry. My mom's such a dick.
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She just, like, smothers me with affection and makes me feel like I'm five years old.
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Wow. You're a sharer. I dig that.
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Well, I'm 18 years old, and my mom still packs a lunch for me every day.
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There was this one month where she bought me 43 stuffed animals.
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The doctor thought I was gonna spontaneously grow a vagina.
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I didn't, though, just to be clear.
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Yeah, because you already had one.
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Exactly. I already had one.
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And you don't need two vaginas. You just don't.
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Although you could use one as a coin purse.
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I never got any stuffed animals growing up.
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Wait, actually, that's not true. I did.
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My dad gave me a stuffed puppy the day he bailed on us.
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I'm just f***ing with you.
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That is a weird joke.
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I thought your dad abandoned your family.
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No, he did walk out on us, though.
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But he didn't even leave me a stuffed puppy.
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Just broken dreams.
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Oh, man. Well, I guess, to that, I would say,
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